Question

I know this is frowned upon, I was just exploring the idea and for the life of me cannot seem to make this work the way I would want it too.

The example should explain all:

String.prototype.MyNS = function() {}
String.prototype.MyNS.fooify = function() {
     return this + 'foo!';
 }

var theString = 'Kung';

alert(theString.MyNS.fooify());

Of course this simply append the function definition to ‘foo’ … adding this() instead doesnt work.

I understand that I have lost context in there but cannot figure out how to cause the original to fire off and give me what I want.
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Answer 1

Here’s one way you could do it:

String.prototype.MyNS = function() {
    var _this = this;
    return {
        fooify: function() {
            return _this + 'foo!';
        }
    };
}

See it in action on jsFiddle

Note, as slashingweapon points out, that you will have to call it like so:

String.prototype.MyNS().fooify();

As far as I know, there’s no cross-browser way to do it without having to call MyNS as a function.