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Asked: June 1, 20262026-06-01T17:43:36+00:00 2026-06-01T17:43:36+00:00

I’m going to go ahead and post my scary MySQL code: INSERT INTO monthlystats

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I’m going to go ahead and post my scary MySQL code:

INSERT INTO monthlystats (id, server, time, uptime, players, rank) 
VALUES (09126, 6, 0912, 302, 0, 1) 
ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE uptime = if(302 > uptime, 302, uptime), if(0 > players, 0, players), if(1 > rank, 1, rank)

Ok, so let me explain what I’m TRYING to do.

  1. “id” has a unique index. If that index doesn’t already exist, I want to insert those values.
  2. If there’s a duplicate key, I want to instead UPDATE each of 3 fields, only IF the new values are greater than the ones currently in the table.

It looks like I’m doing something terribly wrong, and I quite frankly have NO idea what to do. I tried making it good, but it turned out to be a horrible mess.

I hope that somebody can lead me in the right direction, and help me learn (and anyone else that is trying to learn) how to do things like this. Thank you.

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    2026-06-01T17:43:38+00:00Added an answer on June 1, 2026 at 5:43 pm

    Your query seems fine but you could improve it for clarity:

    INSERT INTO monthlystats (id, server, time, uptime, players, rank) 
      VALUES (09126, 6, 0912, 302, 0, 1) 
    ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE 
      uptime = GREATEST(uptime, VALUES(uptime)), 
      players = GREATEST(players, VALUES(players)),
      rank = GREATEST(rank, VALUES(rank))
    
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