Question

Scenario:

1. Shared hosting, so no ability to install new extensions + no CRON
2. A submitted request needs to perform some heavy processes.
3. I want the answer to the client to go as fast as possible, and the heavy lifting to continue immediately, but not stop the client.
4. can be on a new thread (if it is possible) also no problem with starting a new process.

What is the best way to do this?

Answer 1

On *nix:

exec('/path/to/executable > /dev/null 2>&1 &');

On Windows:

$WshShell = new COM('WScript.Shell'); 
$oExec = $WshShell->Run('C:\path\to\executable.exe', 0, false);

Both of these will spawn a new process that will run a-synchronously, completely disconnected from the parent. As long as your host allows you to do it.