Question

For one column it’s simple:

SELECT myColumn as 'My super sweet column', yourColumn FROM myTable;
# Results in:
# +-----------------------+------------+
# | My super sweet column | yourColumn |
# +-----------------------+------------+
# |                     1 |          0 |
# +-----------------------+------------+

How would I achieve something like…?

SELECT * as 'Random_'* FROM myTable;
# To result in:
# +-----------------+-------------------+
# | Random_myColumn | Random_yourColumn |
# +-----------------+-------------------+
# |               1 |                 0 |
# +-----------------+-------------------+

Answer 1

There is no reasonable way to do what you want. You have to list all column names and their aliases.